Jenny's Definition

Jenny loves Johnny. Johnny's totally wrong for Jenny but what does she know about love? Love is a lucky charm that keeps Jenny safe from loneliness. Jenny's lucky charm, though, has no power over her other troubles.

Trip on your shoelaces.

Repeat.

Walk into a wall.

Repeat.

Chip a tooth on peanut brittle.

Repeat.

There's no shade of concealer down at Walgreens that covers up eggplant purple.