Hey, where were you on Tuesday? Random cried all day because He Was The Only One. Too much responsibility to handle! That morning, he must not have donned his big boy pants. Anyway, your cousin said you're such a "head's down" guy that she often forgets you're here/there. The Buzzard didn't know you were out of the box until 4:00 PM. He even cracked a joke about the level of attentiveness he holds for his minions (none, apparently.) And the talk-your-ear-off-but-basically-compassionate-hippie-zookeeper said: "Dude, call Lucky already. He ain't the sort to skip out on fun."
As for me, I was downright sad. I brought in a pair of skeletons because you told me you always wanted to learn how to dance. I sure hope we get another chance.
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