Soak It All In

The last big water I bathed in was the Grand Prismatic. It was during that soak I awoke with the following knowledge:

I can raise my vibration as high as my thighs.
Flukes don't like hot sauce.
Never trust a coyote propelled by pulleys and ropes.
The key to beautiful skin is someone else's.
Plaid is The Path to Isolation.
The center of the universe is the solar plexus.
My spirit animal is the earwig.